Sing a song, sing it loud

I often won­der if I’m alone, dif­fe­rent, suck in a sec­ret rea­lity TV show.  I mean, really, how many kids can be so inte­res­ted by their pri­vate areas to make up songs about them, regularly?!

My daugh­ter does.

In the car going over a bumpy road: My ba-gina is ti-i-i-i-ckling meee meee mee eeeee!

Sit­ting with a glass of water bet­ween her legs:  Ohh, ohh, ohh it is cold, cold, cold.  My ba-gin-a is cold, cold, cold.

And that’s only my daugh­ter.  Let’s not even talk about all the new things my son has lear­ned about himself.…

Son:  gig­gle gig­gle, look Mom, my wie­ner (new favo­rite word) is stic­king out of my undies!!  That’s funny!!

Yes, Son, that’s funny.

Not.

5 Comments »

  1. Michelle said,

    June 10, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

    I KNOW!!! What is with that? The other day, Jus­tin was sho­wing me how he could wave it at me by just using his musc­les not his hands. And Andrew likes to com­pare length & size already.

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  2. Peris said,

    June 11, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

    Thats hila­rious! Kids are crazy funny when they start to dis­co­ver their “parts”. Abi frea­ked out last night because she thought there was something seriously wrong with her.…she had a hole in her “bagina” and she nee­ded help quick! I laughed so hard I could not function…I mean what do you say?

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  3. the mama bird diaries said,

    June 11, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

    That’s hila­rious. My daugh­ter is a bit obses­sed with her vagina too. Ah well…

  4. Kimberly said,

    June 12, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

    At least they are very “in touch” with their bodies! LOL

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  5. Uncle Mike said,

    June 27, 2008 @ 11:46 am

    Do you know who is rea­ding this? Uncle Mike

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