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That’s right.  I said it.  He has cele­brity gos­sip upda­tes, daily, hourly, buy the minute.  My Goo­gle rea­der is never empty.

Just today I lear­ned some very impor­tant infor­ma­tion.  Brit­ney Spears mom and sis­ter flew to Las Vegas, with K-Fed’s bles­sing, to meet with Britney’s brother to dis­cuss Britney’s babies futures.

Very impor­tant.

Really, what could be more impor­tant in this day in age?  War?  phhsh.  The upco­ming pre­si­den­tial elec­tions?  phhsh.  Clea­ning my house?  puha-leese.

Now this new love is almost more ridi­cu­lous than my love for Big Brother 8! (which I also thing is awesome!)

Seriously, after lear­ning this bit of infor­ma­tion about me, who really wants to be my friend?

Deep.  This is very deep.