Let’s hear it for a bit of honesty.

I’m of the opi­nion that my kids should know the ana­to­mi­cally correct name for their body parts. Penis, vagina, nip­ples, breast. But I call them by other names too like boobs, va-jay-jay, tes­ties, balls, peiner.

BC, my almost three year old son, knows the names and is not afraid to use them!

This line of thin­king back­fi­res on me from time to time.

These are some of the things I’ve heard come out of my son’s mouth in the last few weeks:

BC: I like your bubs mom.

SM: What?

BC: Your bubs. I like them.

SM: Gosh, thanks.

——–

BC: Ohh, nice nip­ples mom.

SM: BC!

BC: Do you remem­ber in the eve­ning yes­ter­day when I was sho­wing daddy my nipples?

SM: Yes, son, I do remem­ber that.

——–

In the airport’s bath­room on the way to San Diego, in a very enthu­sias­tic loud voice.

BC: OH, great job wiping your vagina mom!

SM: Thanks BC. Could you use your inside voice when prai­sing me in public? Please?

Let’s hear it for a bit of honesty, huh?!

7 Comments »

  1. Paige said,

    June 14, 2007 @ 4:44 pm

    hahaha. Well, at least I know what to expect now. lol.

    I’m with you on the pro­per words as well. I see no rea­son why kids shouldn’t know ana­to­mi­cally correct terms, but some slang words are just too funny to let go. My per­so­nal favo­rite is cooch. :D

    (Hope that wasn’t too over the line. I have boun­dary issues. lol)

  2. Shauna said,

    June 14, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

    Love that you did a whole post on this! You know how I feel about this, too! :)

  3. AbsolutelyBananas said,

    June 14, 2007 @ 8:45 pm

    LOL… these snip­pets are HILARIOUS! Body part naming gets me all con­fu­sed. Some­ti­mes I’m accu­rate and other times I’m not. Like tonight after his bath, i told CJ to “make sure and dry his pee pee” and he infor­med me, “It’s NOT a pee pee mom, it’s a PENIS.” Riiight… thanks for the info.

  4. Csara said,

    June 15, 2007 @ 9:11 am

    oh man, that is hila­rious!! came here through your com­ment on subur­ban obli­vian. Had to see it for myself. LOL!!

  5. Jennifer said,

    June 15, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

    Love it! It’s always nice when your vagina wiping skills are highlighted!

  6. Jenny said,

    June 15, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

    Char­ley and I don’t even know what to say, just still LAUGHING hys­te­ri­cally! Thanks for sha­ring :)

  7. moosh in indy. said,

    June 15, 2007 @ 9:30 pm

    I get “EWWW, THAT’S GROSS!” when I pee in public.
    Thanks the the moosh dad.
    jerk.

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