Smiling Mom

This is an email I recei­ved by my friend. She’s about as preg­nant as you can be without actually giving birth. And she’s frea­king hila­rious! She really needs to start a blog, hint-hint.

So here’s rea­son # 100 why Cash’s Mom should really start a blog…

So V (her sis­ter) and I (Cash’s Mom) went to the mall today– and I stop­ped by the Bene­fit eye­brow bar, because seriously the cater­pi­llar had to go!!

 

They were having some sort of MEGA event and one of the super fierce little Bene­fit hot­ties con­ned V into get­ting her eye makeup done.

 

So I’m sit­ting there wai­ting (with super hot bad ass eye­brows) and this really fun spunky Bene­fit gal con­vin­ces me to hop in a chair and shows me some “hot mom” makeup tips.

 

The entire time I’m get­ting my makeup done, peo­ple are floc­king around. This lady asks them to get this they run and get it they are all com­men­ting on, “how fab this looks on me,” and yadda yadda…

 

Now at first I thought I was get­ting the hard sell, but after quite a while of peo­ple stop­ping and watching (gaw­king even) I rea­li­zed it’s because I’m a super fierce hot mom. Heidi Klum watch your ass, because when I drop this truck load of baby off… I’m hit­ting the run­way. HOLLA!!

 

Any­way as I’m chec­king out (I bought some bad ass eye sha­dow) V says, “You know that was like Miss Bene­fit her­self right??” This lady is the REASON for the big Bene­fit event!!

 

WHA WHA WHAT???

 

All the girls in the store were gushing and couldn’t believe that Arianne Dam­boise, known as Bene­fit Cos­me­tics’ “Makeup Maven” just did my make up….

 

PRO: I look AMAZING and this is the first time I’ve felt hot in WAY too long..

 

CON: All those peo­ple gazing on at how abso­lu­tely stun­ning I am… yeah they were there watching her.

And that folks, is why I love her. Please Cash’s Mom, start a blog! Please!