If one more person…

…says to me, “Wow, eClaire never cries like that when I watch her.”

I might just have to inflict serious punish­ment such as loc­king that per­son inside our 1100 sq ft house for seven days-in a row-without the air con­di­tio­ner on-with two children-TV banned-the only food in the house being liver and spinach.

Maybe that will cure the need to tell me how she’s so much bet­ter for him than me.

Saying this to the mom who is tired, I mean ti-red of her daugh­ter crying each and every time a dia­per needs to be chan­ged, clothes put on, or when the apple juice is pre­sen­ted in the wrong cup. (The cup pre­fe­rence, by the way, chan­ges daily-hourly-by the minute.)

And let’s not talk about the shoes. Oh the shoes! eClaire is a shoe Nazi. They have to be the per­fect pair of shoes (again the pre­fe­rence chan­ges daily-hourly-by the minute) and SHE, the 17 month old, must put them on.

See any pro­blem with this?

So after I enter the door and my dear daugh­ter begins to cry, please hold your ton­gue. Don’t tell me that she never cries when you have her. I already know this little bit of information.

I guess I’m the lucky one.

No excuse me while I fix myself a drink.

9 Comments »

  1. CableGirl said,

    June 26, 2007 @ 10:13 am

    Oh I hear your pain. My mother took MJ for a wee­kend in order to give hubby and I a chance to relax (it was hea­ven). When we took her back my mother spent hours telling me how well beha­ved MJ was and how she went to sleep with no pro­blems at all (at home it is ALWAYS a fight), how she never cried, not even once, etc.

    I’m glad my daugh­ter had fun with her Nonna, but seriously, I could have smac­ked my mother. What did she want from me, “yes, mom. you’re much bet­ter at this than I am.” ugh.

  2. Jennifer said,

    June 26, 2007 @ 11:23 am

    We Moms always get the short end of the stick. My son has a defi­nite pre­fe­rence for my hus­band, which my hus­band loves to point out. Um, excuse me, but who deals with him and his beha­viors for 10 hours a day? Who does most of the dis­ci­pli­ning? Hmm, won­der why he likes my hus­band better!

  3. Lia said,

    June 26, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

    I feel your pain! Keep your head up.

  4. moodswingingmommy said,

    June 26, 2007 @ 5:26 pm

    Was your drink good? This has my mother-in-law writ­ten all over it! Boy did she change her tune when she watched my 3 yr old over a wee­kend ins­tead of for a few hours at a time.

  5. Jamie Dockiewicz said,

    June 26, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

    Too funny. Just know you are not alone. My recent saga is whe­ne­ver I do something that Sam pre­fers to do him­self, he says, “I’m sorry” which really trans­la­tes into “Mom, say you’re sorry. This is MY job.” This ran­ges from pou­ring juice to get­ting in and out of the car­seat. Tracy caught wind of it him­self the other day and said, “Sam, you don’t have anything to be sorry for.” To which I nud­ged him and said, “No hun, he wants you to apo­lo­gize to him for pic­king him up out of the Honda.” Kids are so funny. Get some rest and have a beer. Actually, have two! One’s for me!

  6. Mrs. Chicky said,

    June 27, 2007 @ 5:45 am

    Doesn’t that drive you crazy? My kid is a per­fect angel with ever­yone else. With me, she can be a little monster.

  7. Rachel May said,

    June 27, 2007 @ 6:35 am

    Oh, dear… my s-i-l has the same pro­blem with my niece. I’m for­war­ding this post to her!!

  8. crunchy said,

    June 27, 2007 @ 9:22 pm

    Oooh Dia­blo one was great..funnest ever..I totally understand..and NIIIICE armoire..is that pot­tery barn???

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