I did not sign up for the ‘butthole check’!!!
You know you’re a mom when your son runs out of his room, drops his pants, bends over, spreads his cheeks and says, “Mom, my butt hole tickles and I can’t get it to stop.”
What the frick?? Seriously?
My solution? I took his pajama bottoms, looped my finger under the fabric and wiped his butt. I know, classy!
Unfortunately it was still tickling, so I told him to go into the bathroom and wipe again. BC then informs me that it’s my fault that his butt was tickling because I didn’t wipe him good enough earlier.
My fault? That my 4 year old’s butt was tickling??
Again…what the frick??
Once the problem was solved he ran back out to the living room to drop trough and show me his newly cleaned butt. At this point I was simply laughing too hard to check it again.
Seriously, this was not in the handout when I decided to forgo birth control and become a mother!
Jessica (from It's my life...) said,
October 22, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
Oh the glamor of being a mom! Seriously if they taught this stuff in high school rather than abstinence there’d be fewer teen pregnancies!
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