I am the exterminator
If you are a fly and you live in Northern California, be warned.
I will kill you.
I stalk you, wait patiently and hit when you aren’t looking.
I am good.
Do not set wing into my house or I’ll be forced to use my mad hand/eye skilzs and my trusty fly swatter to slice your body in half.
I swing hard and I swing fast.
I have no compassion for your kind and never any guilt.
I’ll even chuckle as toss the pieces of your body into my trash can.
I
Am
The Exterminator.
Be warned.
Unusual Perspective said,
July 7, 2007 @ 5:53 pm
And you get mad at hubby for killing in the virtual world…
Dad said,
July 7, 2007 @ 7:33 pm
Don’t get too cocky, Grasshopper, until you can kill a fly in mid air with your elbow. You’ve seen it done. By your dad. In the truck. On the road. With your friend. Humiliation.
Dad
The
Master
Exterminator
Jo Beaufoix said,
July 8, 2007 @ 6:57 am
I too am an exterminator of flies.
Can’t bring myself to put salt on slugs though.
That would be mean…