Yup. Four. I had four Cabbage Patch Kids.
Know how I remember?? Each time I broke an arm as a child I got a ‘Kid.
Four. Four breaks. Four ‘Kids.
Break #1 & Cabbage Patch Kid #1
My brother dared me to hang by my toes from the monkey bars at my grandma’s house. If you know me personally, you know that I’m up for a challenge.
Yup. Broken arm. What can I say, I was four…common sense eluded me that day.
Break #2 & Cabbage Patch Kids #2
I was standing on the balance beam at age five waiting for my turn to do my somersault when I began to daydream when whoops, I fell.
Broken arm number two and the second addition to my Cabbage Patch Family.
Break #3…Cabbage Patch Kid #3
I was rollerskating in my front yard around the age of seven and tripped over a small rock. At this point my pediatrician was beginning to know me by name… much to my mom’s chagrin.
Break #4…Cabbage Patch Kid #4
Six months later just before I entered second grade, on my mom’s birthday in fact, I was playing soccer in my back yard with my brothers and some friends when I tripped and fell. I informed my mom that my arm was broken and she reacted EXACTLY as I would. It went something like, “Uh huh, Nette, just rest it for awhile… you’ll be fine.” Awhile later I was still complaining about the pain when my mom took me down for another x-ray. (It’s a wonder that I could even get pregnant as an adult with the amount of x-rays that I’ve had in my life!) This time I, again, broke my arm.
So it’s clear that I was a fan of Cabbage Patch Kids! Hell, if my mom wouldn’t just go out and buy me one I’d up the ante and break my arm!
Hehe, ahem…
About a month ago I received an email from Team Mom letting me know that they’d be sending me an new and very exciting NEW item to review.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my daughter’s new and very exciting authentic, limited time release Cabbage Patch Kid, Jacqueline Edith.

Kinda cute, right? Looks a bit like eClaire, no? But really… do you think that I’d hand off a BRAND NEW CABBAGE PATCH KID for nothing in return??? Pu-LEASE!
____________________________
Stay tuned for the next edition where Nette says to eClaire, “In FIVE DAYS Jacqueline Edith can be yours IF and only if you stop sucking your thumb.”
Dun-da-dun!